DARE BE DARE.

Truth or dare? This question plagues the hours of vastest boredom. You’re all sitting around, there is nothing to do, this is the fall back. But everyone knows that the “truth” option is most often used as a cop-out choice. For this reason, some friends of mine here at school developed an alternative version of this beloved classic. It’s called “Dare Be Dare.” (Yes, the name butchers everything your mom taught you regarding proper grammar. That’s irrelevant.) Basically, you have two options- each being the same option. No more sliding by with questions that were pulled out of the air that you never answer honestly anyway. A dare, by nature, is undeniably legitimate. If you do not accomplish the task, everyone knows. To borrow the words of Yoda, “Do or do not. There is no try.” That’s why Dare Be Dare is so wonderful. Because it’s 100% effective. However you want to slice the pie, you’ll still end up doing something to make yourself look like a fool. Sounds a lot more exciting, right? Right.

 

Welcome to college.

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